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Vijay : Is
this my train?
Santru : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Vijay : Don't try to be funny. I mean to
ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur
Santru : No Vijay, I'm afraid
it's too heavy.
Vijay : What is the
opposite of PENGUIN ?
santru : AANKING (!)
Vijay : what's
this fly (e) doing in my ice-cream?
Santru : Looks like it's learning to ski.
The telephone buzzed and Vijay
called Santru to answer it...
Vijay : Santru, who's calling?
Santru : The holes are too small vijay,
I can't see.
Vijay : Why u put
a pillayar suzhi before start writing?
Santru: To check if the pen writes or not!
Vijay :Why is Armstrong
powerful than us ?
Santru:Ennaa, Nammallaam Onnukkum-Irandukkum Ahaan pOvOm ... Aana, Armstrong
MoonukkE pOirukkaan !!
Santru: Oru 'G', Naalu 'T'
vachchu, oru English word sollu
Vijay : (After thinking for a while!) Therila...neengalae sollunga!
Santru:
Originality. (Oru 'g' naalu 't')
Vijay : Santru
unnakke entha vasana pudikkum ?
Santru : Pakkathaathu Srinivasanathan pudikkum
Santru:"Anteh Ponnuku enna
vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
Vijay :"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
Santru:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "
Vijay and Santru finish their
History exam and walk out of the exam hall..
Vijay : Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
Santru: Ippo Dhaane COPY (he
means Coffee)adicche ..atukkulla Tea .
Vijay :KLCC
tower Japanilla iruntha adhukku enna peyar vaipanga??
Santru :"Nikkumo Nikkadho"
Santru: Before 2099 years,
there were only 24 letters in English Alphabets..Guess Why?
Vijay :therile (Don't know)
Santru: Because
'U' and 'I' weren't there
Vijay : Enpa ippadi
cigarette pudikkara
Santru : Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum.
Vijay : cigarette
pudicha cancer varum
Santru : Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu
Vijay : yen cigarette
pidikkure
Santru : pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
Vijay :I hate Cigarette
Santru
:Me too, that is why I am burning it out
"Meen (fish) kariele mull irunda
enna pannanum?"
"slipper pottukkittu saappidanum!"
Pillaiyaarukku Computer-na
romba pidikkum. Yen ?
Mouse irukke.
Bus-sai (bas) pinnala thallina
enna aagum ?
Pin valaingu pogum.
Lord Muruga yen eppodum kaiyil
vel pidithukondu irukkirar ?
Vittuvittal vizhundhuvidum.
Puthu slipper ean kadikkuthu?
"Puthu
slipper, ithukku munnaadi yaarum adha kaalele pottu midhichi irukka maattaanga.
Athan kobam vandu kadikkuthu!"
English alphabets etthanai?
"25...
athaan 'E' parandu poiduche!"
Kahdali naai eppadi kuraikkum
?
"Luv Luv" endru
Super man-kkum namakkum enna
vidyaasam ?
Super man wear brief outside dress. We wear brief inside the dress.
Kavignarkalil migavum panakkara
kavignar yaar ?
"Vaira" Muthu
Computer aanaa penna ?
Pen.
Yenna Motherboard irukke
How do files communicate?
eee-mail
Kalyana veetula en vaazhai
maram katturaanga ?
"mm..kattalaina athu vizhunthudume....."
TAMIL NADU IS GOING FULL FLEDGED
ON COMPUTERIZATION THEIR KEY BOARD WILL BE DIFFERENT FOR
REGULAR AREAS THEIR, SCREEN INSTRUCTION WILL ALSO BE DIFFERENT
ENJOY READING IF YOU CAN,UNDERSTAND
Open = thora naina
Close
= pothiko
Print Preview = paathu printadi
View = looku vudu
Cut = vetu - kuthu
Paste
= ottu
Paste Special = nalla echcha thottu ottu
File = failu
Save = vechukko
Save
as = Aiye ipdi vechukko
Save All = alaathium vechukko
Find = thedu
Find Again = inoru thaba
thedu
Move = jaga vaangu
Zoom = persa kaatu
Zoom Out = velilavanthu persa kaatu
New = pucchu
Old = palsu
Replace = itha thooki athle podu athe thooki ithle podu
Run = odu
naina
Execute = kollu
Delete = keesidu
Tools = spanneru
Toolsbar = spanner setu
Exit = odra dei
Compress = amukipodu
Scrollbar = inge angae aladathey
Next = appaala
Previous = munaagati
Trash bin = kuppai thotti
Drag & hold = nallaa isthu pudi
Double click = rendu dhabaa
Do you want to delete selected item? = maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? = Maiyalume
kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? = Maiyalumevachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = Ishtam
illati uttudu
Yes,No,Cancel = ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault = Allam Gali
Access denied = Kai veche, keesiduven
Unrecoverable error = Bada bejaruma
Operation illegal = Bemali...Savu
grakki...Kasmalam..
New Software "Thenali" To upgrade
Win98 !
Ellam sivamayam endru solluvar anal,
Ellam project payam endru naan solla kudum,
Coding
eluthinal payam,
Eluthamal erunthalum payam,
Eluthina coding i compile panninalum payam,
Compile
pannamal irunthalum payam,
Compile panniyathi run panna payam,
Run pannamal irunthalum payam,
Unit
test panna payam,
Test pannamal irunthalum payam,
Document Quality-ku anuppa payam,
Anuppamal irunthalum
payam,
Bug fix panninal payam,
Fix panniyavargali kandal payam,
Avargaludan pesa payam,
Avargaludan
poga payam,
Avargaludan vara payam,
Avargaludan velai panna payam,
Fix panniyathi modify panna
payam,
Modify panniyathu work akuma endru payam,
Work agavillai endral PL & PM - ku payam,
Salary
hike patry payam,
Job patri payam,
Job pogivedumo endru payam,
Job ponal appa amma payam,
Pondati
Payam,
Sondakarargal payam,
Friends parka payam,
Partal tittuvargal endru payam,
Parkamal
irukka payam,
Vala payam,
Sappadu kidykuma endru payam,
Ippid ellam payam mayam endru mudika kudum,
Idha paditha piragu neengal enna solveergalo endru payam,
Pal valikku mukiyaman Karanan
enna theriyuma?
"Pal"lu than.
In a forest 10 people are going
suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Because they are lion's club
memebers.
Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor"
a ?
Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".
Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal
enna pannalam?
student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.
Pullu sappitta kannu nalla
theriyum yen ?
yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka.
Oru girl veettukku late aa
vara.
odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru.
" amma "why are you late?
" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi
)
" akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)
what can you infer from this.
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per
naalu vidhama pesuvanga.
( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do)
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam
vachcha enna per vaippanga.?
Onion Union
Karunanidhi Loins club president
ana Lions club kku nna per vapparu. ?
Singa sangam.
A newly mariied girl coming
to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keyrai kari for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the
kadakaramma by taking some keyrai in her hand "eppadimma Keyrai".
she said "naan nallaththan keyran. nee eppadi keyrai".
?!?!?!!!
Oru male A oru female B tea
kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male A female B kitta enna solliyirukkum ?
A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD
(parudee) E (Fly) )
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